Saturday, March 12, 2005

Revenge of a nerd!

I am nerdier than 87% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

The Oxford dictionary defines a nerd as a person who is foolish, feeble,boring and uninteresting. You may be wondering why i am talking about such a topic.The origin of this blog is another blog by my friend Rohan Ranade (
During the course of my random perusals of his blog i found that he had taken up a 'nerd test' in which he had scored 81/100. Curious, i took up the test and ended up with a score of 87..fuck that!!!!!!
but the very definition of a nerd is opposite to the kind of person i am. i am one of the outgoing guys whenever there is any get together. even in my current capacity as a master's student in india (some people consider this nauseating. masters students in india are called uncles, matkas (pots..basically because supposedly they were not smart enough to complete their graduation from the institute where they have come to work on their masters), i feel that i have carved a niche for myself. and that i am much much better of than these 'high priests' of engineering who know only to solve equations and score marks. my name may not be on every lady's lips on campus. I may not go to the movies occasionally or may not be an active skirt chaser. but does that make me any less interesting? for those of you who do want to know as to what i do, i play basketball (pretty well), i play the violin, quake, play AOE, roam around, explore places...(only to list a few things that i do)..And coming back to the definition, nerd=feeble??? take a drink baby....u are colliding with the wrong person.
what i want to convey through this blogs is that never ever rely on such shit online tests. i just took it to prove the test wrong. and to top it all, the oxford dictionary is unaware of the origins of the word nerd. so much for classifying someone.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Sexy 11

There are two class of amorous men in this world. One who like it the raw XXX fashion, i.e unzip and stick it in, blow, lick, swallow types and the other who like it subtle i.e. a bit of skin show followed by say a sensuous dance or a sensuous dinner and then some foreplay followed by sex known by the terminology of 'making love' not the 'crash bang wallop' variety.
What appeals most to a man when he looks at a female? the answer varies depending on the taste a person has. Mind you, we are not talking about mental compatibility but of physical attraction. some guys look at the breasts, some at the thighs, some at the waist, some at the belly button and some get turned on only with a 'darshan' of the area down under.
all said and done, sometimes its the stage of being partially dressed and moving about sensuously that appeals most to a male than the stage of being in the nude. nothing stirs the imagination more than the thought of being the one to remove those figure hugging clothes and enjoying hours of coital pleasure. such a visual treat is available aplenty in hindi films, specially in some raunchy song settings. rack your brains guys, think of all the songs that you have seen wherein you wanted to make love to the sensuous beauties. Heres my list of such songs. The format is Film name,heroine,song and comments if i deem necessary:

1) Dhoom, Rimi Sen, "Koi nahin hai Kamre Main", if i have a wife like that then my kaam will get postponed for eternity.
2) Sailaab, Madhuri Dikshit, "Intezaar...".......proved my hypothesis that any female will look awesome in the fisherwoman's garb
3) Beta, Madhuri Dikshit, "Dhak Dhak"....nothing as compared to the others but in a league of its own considering the times it was made in
4) Dhoom, Tata Young, "Dhoom Machale"....gr8 music+hot babe
5) Aradhana, Sharmila Tagore,"Roop Tera mastana"...what setting, what a scenario!!!! ooohhh man just think of it, need i say more?
6) Rangeela, Urmila Matondkar, "Tanha Tanha"....i can only say 'I just wanna have sex on the beach' after watching this
7) Road, Antara mali, "Makhmali Yeh Badan"...wish i was vivek oberoi
8) Mr. India, Sridevi, "kaantein Nahin Kat te".....proved the power of a sari and rain over a man's senses
9) Ashoka, Kareena Kapoor, "sansanana"....water nymph+mermaid all rolled into one = bebo darling
10) Shakti, Aishwarya rai, "ishq kameena".....beautiful ash proved that she can become horny too
11) Mohra, Raveena Tandon, "tip tip barsa pani"....wet wet wet and its time to get wet!!!!!!!!!