Monday, January 08, 2007

Some bull-shit on my mail server message board

Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson:

On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings.

Did you notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain?

This teaches us that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important electrical lesson.

It also teaches us how an electrical circuit works.W

hen you scuffed your feet, you picked up batches of "electrons", which are very small objects that carpet manufacturers weave into carpets so they will attract dirt.

The electrons travel through your bloodstream and collect in your finger, where they form a spark that leaps to your friend's filling, then travels down to his feet and back into the carpet, thus completing the circuit.

Amazing Electronic Fact: If you scuffed your feet long enough without touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger would explode!

But this is nothing to worry about unless you have carpeting.

-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"

This sermon reminds me of the way Murali Krishnan used to explain things to us when he was high or when he wanted to mind-fuck us!!!

2 comments:

murali said...

WHAAT!!!

I dont say things I dont believe in (atleast at that instant). Is this some kind of propaganda against me? What did I ever do to you? I fed and clothed you (well... maybe not), but at least I taught you how to read and write! And this is how you repay me!!

Srivishnu Mohan said...

quite funny!!
both the post as well as the comment...
especially the clothing and feeding aspect... [:-)]